Thursday, February 5, 2009

Some Wedding Mad-libs

Our friend, Katie, put this artistic photo together. She is so creative!
This was taken during the wedding reception.


For our wedding we wrote our own Mad-libs for our guests to fill out. We were surprised by how many people did them! Over the course of our first year of marriage we've taken time to read them. Below are two of our favorites. The bolded words are those that were filled in for the game. If you don't know what Mad-libs are, then this is going to look really crazy to you!
The First Date
Brian and Annie met on a websited called flower.com. When Brian saw Annie's smelly picture on-line, he said, "Holy Baloney!" On the other hand, Annie thought Brian's picture looked like a tapir. Still, she dangerously agreed to meet him at Khadafi's Cafe. Brian said that he would be wearing a strong push-up.

When Annie snorted in the cafe she was happy that Brian was funky. He thought she was too. They ordered their chunky drinks and began talking. Annie told Brian about her suspicious career as an organized criminal. Brian was very impressed. He told Annie about his favorit hobby, doing jumping jacks. She thought this was so totally yellow.

Annie and Brian fried for 17,327 hours. They discovered a shared interest in the former Yugoslavia. They each told sotries of flushing there last summer. They especially enjoyed the fluffy people and their eggs.

At the end of the date, Brian shrugged Annie to her car and asked her for another lemming. Annie was very pokey. To say good-bye, Annie held up her sacro-iliac and said "Laugh it." Brian did, and now they are getting married!
The Proposal
Brian realized that Annie was the floor of his life, so he came up with a sweeping plan. Brian bought her a green ring from his friend in Golden Gate. His plan was in motion.
When Brian crashed Annie to go out with him, she thought this ws just another tasty date. They began by visiting a kitchen where they observed many beautiful dogs. Annie was impressed by Brian's knowledge of lights. next, he chopped her to a Persian restaurant. She danced Brian and said "I eat this place!"
After their long dinner, they drove to the top of a wine and enjoyed the purple view. Brian felt a little pink as he prepared to "pop the big cake." He gave Annie a knife, and she unwrapped it. Then she said, "Thank you, I hate it." But there was more. Brian urged Annie to deliver the appliance. Annie was reluctant saying, "I can see the shoe on the box!" Brian was insistent. Faithfully, Annie did as he asked and discovered a mushy ring. Brian quickly fell to his knee andasked, "Will you chase me?" Annie shouted, "Heck no!" And now, they are married.